Christen Those Crustaceans: Win $50
You didn’t hit your head. You read that correctly. In a random act of team-building it was decided during a recent lunch-run that Fresh Tilled Soil’s new Waltham offices were lacking. Needed just a little something extra definitely not available at Staples. Brainstorming began. We started at “stuffed plush mascot”, wound our way right through to “goldfish” and then finally settled on… wait for it now…
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Coenobita Clypeatus: The Caribbean Hermit Crab
Two of them, in fact. Complete with creepy, man-made, yellow kitty shells, a pimped out tank and lots of love. We’re not afraid to admit it: Fresh Tilled Soil’s Search Marketing Department loves their new crustacean dependents. They’re adorable in a shelled, prehistoric and faintly smelly sort of way. No need to take our word for it – here is a video from this morning of the larger of our little month-old friends emerging and then retreating into its Fisher-Price “My First Shell”…
We’re in a “pinch” and want you to “shell” us your crab name ideas!
As you’ve probably surmised by now, we’d like your help in naming them. Remember, there are two crabs in need of a moniker, so you can submit just one name or attempt to christen both. Leave your suggestions in the comments below and when we’ve got a good collection voting will be open to the public. First prize is a $50 Amazon gift certificate and may the luck of Neptune be with you all!
8 Clawsome Hermit Crab Facts
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They don’t breed in captivity. So there goes another value-add for visiting clients.
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Only experts can determine their gender. We’ll never know so don’t worry about basing your name submissions on a specific sex.
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A hermit crab with a purple claw can snap a pencil in half. Sounds like a girl I used to date.
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Hermit crabs are nocturnal. As if the cleaning staff didn’t hate us enough already.
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They can live 6 to 15 years. We’ll draw straws at FTS to see who pays for tuition.
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If hermit crabs are kept underwater too long they will drown. Like Natalie Wood. I think that’s why Christopher Walken isn’t allowed to have any.
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When hermits crabs get too big for their shells they move to another one. Note to self: Call TLC and pitch idea for a show called “Flip This Conch”.
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The relatives of hermit crabs are spiders and lobsters. Sounds like a girl I… oh, never mind. Submit your own crab name in the comments below!
For Your Inspiration – Our Hermit Crabs’ Very Own Gallery
Submit your entry in the comments below!
